one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
(via suppitscee)
- guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
- boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
- Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
- Parents: Ok, cool.
- Me: Your luggage is outside
This is the perfect wedding ring. For the long time you will wear it, the heart will permanently leave a mark on the finger and even without the ring, the heart will always be a symbol of eternal love.
woah
(via missberrios)
- ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
- *door creeks*
- ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
